I Wonder if Pizza Thinks About Me Too - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black & ROUTE 83

& ROUTE 83

Arched white uppercase text reads "IT'S NOT XMAS" above a high-contrast portrait of Hans Gruber holding a pistol

Material: 100% Heavyweight Cotton

Large inverted magenta triangle with a jagged yellow zigzag border along its top edge serves as the background shape

I Wonder if Pizza Thinks About Me Too - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black & ROUTE 83Pizza occupying the same brain space as an ex is at least an upgrade in reliability. Pepperoni has never ghosted anyone at 2 AM, and that kind of emotional consistency deserves commitment. The Details: Distressed white arched text reads "I WONDER IF" across the top. Bold condensed distressed white lettering reads "PIZZA" as the dominant central element. Smaller distressed white uppercase text below reads "THINKS ABOUT ME TOO." Fit & Fabric: Deluxe