Chick Magnet - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Santa runs a year-round surveillance

Santa runs a year-round surveillance operation from an undisclosed Arctic compound and somehow still has the best PR in human history

The club burned bright but brief

Raw egg yolks and self-help tapes built that brain

LET ME SEE THAT" above the largest word

Chick Magnet - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Santa runs a year-round surveillanceCalling yourself a chick magnet is technically accurate if the chick is a cartoon and the magnet is a visual pun your dad would high five you for. Science has yet to confirm any actual magnetic properties. The Details: Cartoon yellow baby chick faces right toward three white lightning bolt action lines suggesting magnetic pull. A red and silver horseshoe magnet appears on the right side, completing the visual rebus pun. Distressed texture throughout