Party Time in The U.S.A. - Unisex Hoodie vermont Arched white retro serif text

Arched white retro serif text reads "THORNTON MELON'S" above a rounded triangular badge with a white-to-light-blue gradient fill and dark border

with a checkered stripe detail to the right and "NYC" in a yellow oval below

" completing a classic "I ❤ NY" parody format

Buying passage off-world just means trading acid rain for indentured servitude with better views

Party Time in The U.S.A. - Unisex Hoodie vermont Arched white retro serif textFirecrackers and hot dogs doing a vaudeville soft shoe routine is the most honest portrayal of July Fourth ever committed to cotton. One of them is literally about to explode and the other is 90% sodium, and both are smiling like everything's fine. The Details: Distressed navy block text at top reads "PARTY TIME IN THE" flanked by red stars. Two rubberhose cartoon characters, a grinning lit firecracker with a yellow spark and a grinning hot dog in a